Opinion / Analysis

The Great Twitter Purge of 2022: Be Gone Bots!

12 hours hardly goes by before more fascinating news leaks about Twitter under Elon Musk. This time it looks like Twitter Bots will be banished in the coming weeks. Buckle up, Sleepy Joe and others with fake followers. Twitter Bots Be Gone Twitter is purging a lot of spam/scam accounts right now, so you may […]

December 1, 2022

The Irony of the IRS Requiring $600 Venmo Payments to be Reported

BREAKING: It was once a rumor and is now confirmed that Venmo-IRS auditing is now going to occur for payments of over $600. The $600 threshold includes part-time work, side gigs and selling goods. The IRS has warned Americans that they must report payments on Venmo, PayPal, & Zelle over $600 The $600 threshold includes […]

December 1, 2022

BREAKING: Elon Musk Meets With Tim Cook

BREAKING: Elon Musk and Tim Cook have met. Elon Musk – Tim Cook budding romance? No, it’s likely that they are trying to settle their differences and find peace. Thanks @tim_cook for taking me around Apple’s beautiful HQ pic.twitter.com/xjo4g306gR — Elon Musk (@elonmusk) November 30, 2022 This has to be good news for $AAPL and […]

November 30, 2022

Elon Musk Claims Twitter Interfered in Elections

BREAKING – Elon Musk claims that Twitter has interfered in elections. This was a reply to a Reuters post claiming that “Twitter is not safe under Elon.” No, Reuters, your pretend media outlet is no longer safe with Musk at the helm. Twitter election interference is real, no that is not misinformation. BREAKING: Elon Musk […]

November 30, 2022

Janet Yellen Weighs in On Twitter Drama (Reaction)

Of course she had to share her two cents. Janet Yellen officially announced on Nov. 30 that “Twitter should be held to certain standards for content.” What does this mean that the US Secretary of the Treasury is weighing in on Elon Musk’s free-speech Twitter? Janet Yellen Enters the Ring Classic Janet Yellen. She has […]

November 30, 2022

What Would an Elon Phone Look Like?

There’s been rumors of the Apple store and Google play removing the Twitter app from their e-marketplaces. While that’s unlikely to happen, it did inspire Elon Musk to theorize what he would do in that scenario. The Elon phone. UPDATE: $AAPL hit a one-year low of $141 per share after their biases were exposed. The […]

November 30, 2022

Apple’s Showing Their True Colors

The truth always comes out. Apple is showing their true colors by their latest rhetoric, threatening to remove Twitter from the app store. This is just too easy. Tim Cook has totally lost control of the wheel and he’s fighting a battle he will not win. Apple’s Latest Drama Yes, Apple did reduce their ad […]

November 29, 2022

Apple Threatens to Remove Twitter From App Store

BREAKING – Elon Musk confirms that Apple threatened to remove Twitter from the app store. Let’s dig into the Apple-Twitter saga. Apple has also threatened to withhold Twitter from its App Store, but won’t tell us why — Elon Musk (@elonmusk) November 28, 2022 I can’t say I’m surprised after I detailed how this could […]

November 28, 2022

Cathie Wood’s Shocking Bitcoin Prediction (WTF!)

Cathie Wood’s bitcoin prediction is jaw dropping. She recently appeared on Bloomberg news and claimed that Bitcoin will hit a high of $1 million per coin by 2030. This seems ambitious. Cathie Wood’s Bitcoin Prediction I’m a Cathie Wood bull, but this seems ambitious. https://t.co/5REzKUSwK7 — Big D Trader (@TheBigDTrader) November 28, 2022 Okay, I […]

November 28, 2022

Sam Bankman-Fried and FTX Donated $70 Million to US Politicians for Midterm Elections

BREAKING NEWS. It’s been reported that Sam Bankman-Fried donated $70 Million to US Politicians for the midterm elections. Sam Bankman-Fried political donations reek of corruption. JUST IN: Sam Bankman-Fried and FTX executives donated $70 million to US politicians for midterm elections, weeks before filing for bankruptcy, Bloomberg reports. — Watcher.Guru (@WatcherGuru) November 26, 2022 Sam […]

November 26, 2022

Sam Bankman-Fried WSJ Sh*tpost (Reaction)

This is the gift that keeps on giving. I burst out laughing when I saw the WSJ wrote another puff piece on Sam Bankman-Fried defending his egregious behavior. Disclaimer: this is just my opinion on the matter. It’s not factual evidence. Another Fluff Piece on Sam Bankman-Fried WSJ Here’s the WSJ lede for the disgraced […]

November 24, 2022

What I’m Thankful for In Stocks and Crypto

Happy thanksgiving, crypto and stock universe. Here’s what I’m thankful for in crypto and stocks. What I’m Thankful for in Stocks and Crypto 1. The High’s and Low’s  It wouldn’t be fun without a little parody right? While the 2022 bear market and crypto winter has crushed many of us, it’s going to make the […]

November 24, 2022

Stay Woke Shirts Found at Twitter HQ

Following Elon’s acquisition of Twitter might be the most fun I’ve had reading the news in decades. The latest debauchery to occur is a closet full of Stay Woke t-shirts being discovered at Twitter’s San Francisco headquarters. Stay Woke Shirts Found at Twitter Found in closet at Twitter HQ fr 🤣🤣 pic.twitter.com/3xSI3KvvHk — Elon Musk […]

November 23, 2022

Cathie Wood Loves What Elon Musk is Doing With Twitter (Bullish)

If only Twitter was still a publicly traded company ($TWTR). Cathie Wood loves what Elon Musk is doing with Twitter. And, what’s not to love? I can’t help but laugh at all the people, who wrongfully claimed Twitter would fail under musk. Cathie Wood Loves What Elon Musk is Doing With Twitter Cathie Wood likes […]

November 22, 2022

Why Is The Media Defending Sam Bankman-Fried? (WSJ Reaction)

A few weeks ago, I wrote about the FTX conspiracies involving Sam Bankman-Fried (SBF). Things have only gotten worse since then. Yet, the media keeps defending Sam Bankman-Fried. Why? The post can be viewed here. Why is the media defending Sam Bankman-Fried? On Nov. 21, the Wall Street Journal released an opinion piece likening SBF […]

November 22, 2022

Will Twitter Fail Under Elon Musk?

The latest rumors are swirling around that Twitter is going to fail. After mass layoffs and restructuring of employee hours, the Atlantic wrote a piece titled “Twitter’s Slow and Painful End.” Their headline should read: “The Atlantic’s Slow and Painful End” as Twitter is sure to gobble up any remaining viewers the Atlantic may have […]

November 18, 2022